As many of you probably know, the Army is notorious for the whole "hurry up and wait" stuff. Well let me tell you about this hall of the floor on which I stay. The intercom is used often at my company even though it hardly works worth a crap! Constantly, during times when we have to wait for formation or what have you, we are called to do some things by class over the intercom. The humorous and equally annoying part of this experience is that we can never understand what is being said. So during or after an announcement is made imagine 10 to 15 males popping their heads out asking "What? What'd they say???". Then everyone responds, "I don't know!". It's hilarious SOMETIMES.